The Golden Vision

My mate shagged a bird from St Helens once. He went down on her and he said he had to come back up as it smelt so bad.

As he looked up she said in her thickest St Helens accent:

'Stinks dunnt it'

Sad that this is happening to your Ma but that's the point of strike action I'm afraid - to make the actual cunts (the ones in charge) realise that people do important work and should be rewarded.

I know this doesn't make you feel any better but there you go. Are you suggesting people should not be allowed to defend their future?

I turned down the chance to see him at the Tinmine a few years ago.

I still view it as a moral victory of sorts.

Never before has such a ruthless capitalist been so zealously eulogised by the people.

I don't mean to be disrespectful but this posthumous hero-worship is pathetic. He was clearly a genius in the world of business and a tireless entrepreneur, but people are acting like he was some kind of deity. He was driven by greed and power, a hostile and autocratic manager and by many accounts a thoroughly unpleasant man. Not to mention his contempt for philanthropic corporate programmes and his reign over a company that presided over brutal working conditions and exploited child labour.

Ultimately he was one of the greed-driven elite, getting rich at the expense of the world's ultra-poor. "Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose." I'm sure the Chinese kids working 18 hours a day in your cramped factories were well aware of that fact, Steve.

I'm actually not even saying he was any worse than many, but he was no saint, and I think a bit of balance in the obituaries is called for rather than acting like he was the second fucking coming.

Every time I watch the incident, I get more angry.

I thought I was immune to getting angry about Derby injustices, as they're basically something we've come to expect.

But watch the incident again in one of the slow motion replays, and you'll see Suarez's hands are in the air and he's screaming before Rodwell makes contact with either him or the ball.

Like I said the other week, he is the composite Liverpool player.

Somebody has extracted the cuntishness of all the Tommy Smiths, TC Aldridge, Emlyn Hughes, Phil Thompson etc, and spoon fed it all to that goofy twat.